Meek Mill Arrested Again For Drug Possession After Being Free For Only A Day

PHILADELPHIA - “F*ck my life” was the only thing Meek Mill reportedly said as he was being arrested. Rapper Meek Mill has been arrested again only a day after being released from a Philadelphia correctional facility. The rapper was reportedly arrested for possession of illegal drugs after being found carrying cocaine and marijuana. Meek Mill apparently dropped a small bag filled with marijuana in front of two police officers as they were walking right by him, before they searched him and found cocaine on him. Yes, it seems as though Meek Mill is perhaps the unluckiest man of all time.

“I saw Mr. Williams (Meek Mill) walking by and i think to myself, ‘hey isn’t he that one famous rapper who was just released from prison?’ but, then i see something fall out of his pocket and it was a bag of marijuana and me and my partner instant to start asking questions. We then searched him and found a small nah of cocaine and it’s game over for him” says Officer Gary Weaver, “Boy, that man is really stupid” finished Weaver as he began to laugh.

The rapper has been serving time since July after being sentenced to 3-6 months in prison for violating his probation. Now, only after being free one short day, he is back in. Meek Mill can face up to a whole year in prison and be forced to pay a $1000 fine. We will update you on Meek Mill’s fate

*BREAKING* Bill Nye The Science Guy Arrested For Manufacturing And Selling Illegal Drugs

 

LOS ANGELES - It is being confirmed that American scientist and television host Bill Nye, popularly known as ‘Bill Nye the Science Guy’, has been arrested for allegedly selling and manufacturing illegal drugs such as marijuana, acid, and crystal meth. Authorities say he was operating under the street name “Slim Killa”.

Bill Nye was arrested in his Los Angeles home after investigators became suspicious of Nye taking part of the sale and manufacture of illegal drugs. Investigators found pounds of illegal drugs and money in a secret basement in Bill Nye’s home, including 6 Million dollars cash, 13 illegal firearms, 121 pounds of marijuana, 2 gallons of LSD, and 63 pounds of crystallized methamphetamine, commonly known as simply crystal meth, as well as boxes of condoms, women under garments, and a stripper pole in the very lab.

“Well, this isn’t much of a surprise” says FBI agent Cornell Geyers “not one bit, this man had a vast understanding and knowledge of chemistry and how to make substances and whatnot, I’ve seen enough breaking bad to know to expect anything, all we have to do now is find the mans Jesse Pinkman”, finished Geyers as he began to laugh.

Investigators believe Nye was responsible for 19% of the total illegal drug sales in the Los Angeles area. “We believe he’s responsible for nineteen percent of drug sales in Los Angeles, almost one-fifth, yet we only found six million dollars in his home, which leads us to believe he has more hiding somewhere else or he had just began the illegal drug business and quickly climbed the power ladder. The man is also very dangerous and has “street credit”, all he had to do was order someone killed and it was done, no questions asked” says another FBI investigator Jose Cardenas. Investigators also believe Nye had secret ties with the Mexican cartel, however that is only a speculation.

Bill Nye is currently awaiting trial and could face up to life in prison for his crimes. I guess we wont be seeing Bill Nye the Science Guy around anymore, or should i say, Bill Nye The Secret Drug Manuacturer and Seller Guy.