Monday, December 15, 2014

Michael Jordan on Kids Dying Over His Shoes “Not My Problem”

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“I signed up for a check. Not to save lives” Said the now fourth most scoring NBA player ever Michael Jordan.

Legendary basketball player Michael Jordan told a Footaction employee during an in store sneaker signing that kids dying over his sneakers is not his problem. He’s here to sell shoes and receive a check, because that’s all he signed up for.

“I mean I’m sad, but it’s just not a problem that I could fix” Said Jordan explaining that him speaking up on kids dying over his $200 dollar sneaker is just not going to solve any problems. “They want to buy my shoes. Not hear me talk.”

Michael Jordan shoe related death’s has reached over 10,000 since the release of his first sneaker in the 80’s and it just seems to increase year over year as they become more exclusive and hard to come by.

“You know how many Asian people have jobs, because of my shoes? My sh*t boost the economy”

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Jordan revealed that he wouldn’t speak on the matter no more in the future, but did say he has plans to release a special edition New Years Eve retro that is sure to have the kids going crazy.

4 comments:

  1. That is the problem! People like Mike Jordan Sign on for the bucks. Ther others who are killing to get the big bucks or what it can buy, as well as those who are being killed tryiing to get it. No, it is not a Michael Jordan problem, it is a moral, standards, and value issue which should be adressed, and taught at home!

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  2. 10,000 lives sacrificed. Whether he knows it or not, that blood is on his hands.

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